What Next?
Tom and I wrote this little story last year in math class. We each wrote one line. I also had to delete some parts because they were inappropriate for school. I hope you still enjoy!
One day Mr. Bush saw a black cat on the street. He accused the cat of being apart of “Alkittidia” and having nucular weapons. That is when he realized it was only Al-Qaeda, and he left it alone. Continuing his walk he realized he was not wearing any pants, so shaved the cat and made its fur into Levi’s. Following the creation of his new pants, he ran into a parade of PETA protesters. So he threw up on the parade and then ran from the media.
Bush finally arrived home with a warm welcome from Laura, who was strangely covered in wax and was about to lay on a bed of feathers. When Bush saw the feathers , which came form a Bold Eagle, he quickly joined. At this moment, Saddam Hussein walked out of the bathroom in a silk robe with a cigar in his mouth. For that night, the White House turned brown. Then Saddam fell into Bush’s booty trap, and was hanging when he slipped on cheese, thrusting his head through a rope on the edge of the White House balcony. (?) The next thin Osama came out of the closet and said, “Where’s the beef?” He was speaking to Saddam. Finally, good, old Dick Cheney came out with his gun. Laura’s new haircut slightly resembled a quail. You can finish the story!
on November 25th, 2007 at 5:33 pm
Yep, purses work. They’ll take anything. Shoes, too.
on November 26th, 2007 at 10:02 pm
Heyyy, if you get this tonight (Monday), you can just keep the purses and clothes and stuff at your house, and if it’s okay with you, Thursday I can come and pick them up. Just let me know & we’ll figure it out :]
on November 27th, 2007 at 10:54 am
Don’t you mean “nucular”??? Surely Mr. Bush didn’t pronounce it correctly!!! LOL
on November 29th, 2007 at 1:23 pm
Hey Paula
Your movie Some Like it Hot sounds like it woudl be right up my alley. I love Marilyn, I think she’s a great. Black and white films are the best out there. You said it was hilarious, and who doesn’t love humor? The humor back in the old days in my opinion, is always better. This sounds like a great movie and you have persuaded me to go and rent it.
on November 29th, 2007 at 1:38 pm
Hello. I’m here about your favorite move, Some Like it Hot. From your description, it sounds very interesting and very funny. It seems Shakespeare-ish in the whole men-dressed-up-as-women-fall-in-love-with-other-women thing. I think I will try to rent it sometime soon. =]
on December 9th, 2007 at 5:52 pm
delete this now.